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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Boeing B-52 Stratofortress is a tactical bomber long-range subsonic operated by U.S. Air Force (USAF) since 1955.

The contract for its development was signed on June 5, 1946. The Boeing B-52 went through several stages of design, from a six-engine turboprop aircraft until the final prototype YB-52, with eight turbojet engines. The aircraft made its first flight on April 15 1952 with Tex Johnston as pilot.

Built to carry nuclear weapons during the Cold War, the B-52 Stratofortress replaced the Convair B-36. Although a veteran of several wars, the Boeing B-52 Stratofortress used only conventional munitions in actual combat. With the wider range of weapons of any contemporary bomber, the B-52 supports up to 32,000 kg in armaments.

The USAF maintains the Boeing B-52 Stratofortress in active service since 1955, initially with the Tactical Air Command (SAC), with all aircraft absorbed by Air Combat Command (ACC) in 1992. Its superior performance at high subsonic speeds and low operating costs helped the B-52 to remain in service despite proposals to replace it by the Bombers XB-70 Valkyrie, B-1B Lancer and stealthy B-2 Spirit. In January 2005, the B-52 became the second aircraft, after the British Canberra to celebrate 50 years of continual service. Only five aircrafts completed 50 years of continual service: the Boeing B-52, Canberra, the Tupolev Tu-95, C-130 Hercules and KC-135 Stratotanker.

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress



Friday, December 10, 2010

Yo momma so fat she woke up in sections.

Yo mama soo stupid she googled google.

Yo mama so hairy that people runs up to her and say”chewbacca can i have your autograph?”.

Yo mama so dirty when i threw her on the ground i got arrested for litering.

Yo mama so fat she was on both sides of the family.



Yo momma is so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going.

Ur momma’s  so fat, she hitch-hikes on dump trucks.


Yo momma’s so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!


Ur momma’s so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.
Ur momma’s so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.

Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her!

Your momma's so obsessed with herself she strips in front of the mirror!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Your momma's so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. 



Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and a whale jumped out of the water and said,"WE are family even though your fater than me."

Yo mama so nasty they won't even eat her on fear factor.

yo mamma's so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cos it had a hole in it

Yo mama's so fat part of her is still in yesterday.

Yo mama so old that when she went to school there was no history!



Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
 
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."



Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!




Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo mama so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view




Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Your mama so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mama so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mama so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.








Yo momma so poor when I farted in her house she yelled “Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.”

Yo mama's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama soo black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.

Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so ugly even Chuck Norris is scared of her.


Yo mama's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

Yo mama is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world.

Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount.

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides the family.

Yo mama so fat God could not even lift her spirt.

Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so ugly that when she moved on elm street freddy kruger moved out.

Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last and it’s still printing!

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle.

Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.






Yo mamma  so fat that when she saw the ocean she said “oh a kidy pool” 

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror Michael Jackson came out and said "Beat it bitch!"

Yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away.

Yo mama so ugly she has to have plastic surgery every month.

Yo momma so ugly, she turned the blind man to stone!



Yo mama so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she told everyone that she was “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.

Yo mama so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said “Disney Land - Left” so she went home.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to March Madness on a September LSB!





Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

    Yo momma's so dumb she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood.

   Yo mamas so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

  Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.

  Yo mama is old she sat behind Jesus in her school photo.

Yo Mama is so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and thought it was a Twinkie!

Yo momma so fat, she can only get a boyfriend through gravity.

Yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.


Yo mama's so fat she uses a paint roller for lipstick.


Yo mama's so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope i said wat are you doing she said sending voice mail.


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